Custom goose art
A personalized digital meme card inspired by your original story.
THE LOW BATTERY FLOCK / PUMP.FUN LAUNCH PLANNED
Running
on 1%.
Still honking.
You made it to another day with one remaining brain cell. So did this goose. Welcome home.
NO WALLET. NO PURCHASE. JUST HONKS.
100% tired.
1% battery.
1% battery.
HONK
ANYWAY. β
ANYWAY. β
01 / THE GREAT BATTERY DRAIN
THE GOLDEN HONK CHALLENGE IS OPEN Β· NOV 3β10
Who stole
your last 1%?
Somewhere out there is the reason everybody's exhausted. Was it another meeting? Your group chat? A 3 a.m. crypto chart? We're collecting the world's funniest battery drains.
Free to enter. No wallet, token, purchase or invitation required. The funniest original stories can earn a digital Golden Honk award. See the prize and official challenge rules β
01 / THE MEETINGβThis could've been an email.βBATTERY: 2%
02 / THE GROUP CHATβ128 unread messages. None useful.βBATTERY: 1%
03 / THE GOOSEβStill honking anyway.βBATTERY: 1%
02 / THE GOLDEN HONK CHALLENGE
π FIRST ROUND Β· NOV 3β10
One story.
One story.
One Golden Honk.
Had a truly ridiculous day? Tell the flock what drained your last 1%. One original story will be crowned THE 1% LEGEND, with three honorable mentions.
ENTER IN TELEGRAMTHE GOLDEN HONK
1%
LEGEND
LEGEND
HONK OF THE WEEK Β· DIGITAL AWARD
Flock recognition
Optional creator credit and feature on X, Telegram, and our future Hall of Honks.
Choose the next theme
Suggest the next goose meme scene or battery-drain prompt.
HOW TO ENTER
Join the Telegram group, post your battery % and one funny, original story of what drained it. One entry per person.
FIRST ROUND CLOSES
November 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM Pacific. Winner selection planned for November 11.
HOW IT'S JUDGED
Creativity 50% Β· Humor 30% Β· Relatability 20%. Judged by the project organizer, not randomized.
READ THE FULL GOLDEN HONK RULES
Organizer: Low Battery Goose community project. First round: entries from November 3 through November 10, 2026, 6:00 PM America/Los_Angeles. A selected winner and up to three honorable mentions are planned to be announced on November 11, 2026, subject to verification and participant consent.
Eligibility and entry: Free to enter, 18 or older, where permitted by local law; void where prohibited. No purchase, wallet connection, token ownership, follower count, referrals or investment required. Post one original battery-percentage and funny personal battery-drain story in The Low Battery Flock Telegram community. One eligible entry per person. Do not post sensitive personal information or anyone else's private information.
Selection: The organizer chooses the winner based on creativity (50%), humor (30%) and relatability (20%). Three additional honorable mentions may be selected. Offensive, dangerous, spam, copied, or impersonating entries may be excluded. This is a judged creative challenge, not a random drawing.
Award: The winner receives a custom digital goose meme card, the honorary β1% Legendβ / βGolden Honkβ title, an optional community shoutout, and a chance to suggest a future meme theme. No cash, physical goods, cryptocurrency, financial return or token allocation is promised. Participation does not increase any investment opportunity.
Permissions and privacy: Retain ownership of your original story. The organizer will seek permission before publicly reproducing a participant's content or identifying their account in a feature. Winners can decline a public feature. Do not share wallet credentials or private keys. This community challenge is not sponsored, endorsed or administered by Telegram, X or Pump.fun.
Contact: Questions can be raised publicly in the official Telegram group. No administrator will require payment, wallet connection, or a seed phrase to participate or receive a digital recognition graphic.
HALL OF HONKS / COMING AFTER FIRST ROUND
History hasn't been honked yet.
The first Golden Honk champion will appear here only after judging and with their permission. No winners have been selected.
03 / THE FLOCK
For everyone
who's running
on fumes.
One more meeting. One more notification. One more errand. The Low Battery Goose gets it.
This isn't a productivity hack. It's an exhausted little mascot for people who keep showing up anyway.
this meeting has consumed my remaining honk.
β THE GOOSE, PROBABLYBattery check.
Drop your percentage. Describe your day. Honk if necessary.
Make it yours.
Turn the goose into your own very specific daily struggle.
Keep it kind.
Original memes, credited artists, and zero pressure to buy anything.
04 / A GAME FOR THE EXHAUSTED
πͺΏ THE FLOCK'S FREE MINI-GAME
1% HONK
BINGO.
Every square is something that drained your battery. Tap the ones you've survived. Get three in a row to unlock your own Certified Honker digital badge.
Then post your Honk Bingo result in The Low Battery Flock and ask: who else is running on 1%?
HOW TO HONK1. Tap your drained squares2. Finish a row, column, or diagonal3. Save your badge, copy your result, and share it in Telegram
Free entertainment only. Your selections stay in your browser. No score is submitted automatically, and a badge is not a crypto token, airdrop, or contest prize.
05 / YOUR DAILY CHECK-IN
Battery
check?
Join The Great Battery Drain: tell the flock what drained you, save your own meme card and share it with your people.
YOUR GOOSE / LIVE PREVIEW
LOW BATTERY GOOSEBATTERY CHECK β
1%
reason: opened my inbox.
RUNNING ON 1%. STILL HONKING. β³
Your check-in stays in your browser. Sharing or saving is your choice; nothing is posted automatically.
06 / THE OFFICIAL FLOCK
Find your
flock.
Our official X, announcement channel and community chat are open. Find your people, post your battery percentage and stay informed about the prelaunch.
IS OPEN β
01 / X Β· TWITTER
One honk at a time.
Short posts, battery checks and the occasional workplace goose meltdown.
ACCOUNT LINK PENDING02 / TELEGRAM ANNOUNCEMENTS
Official honks only.
Project status, verified links, important notices. No unsolicited private messages.
CHANNEL LINK PENDING03 / TELEGRAM COMMUNITY
The Low Battery Flock.
Share original memes, post your energy percentage, and credit fellow creators.
GROUP LINK PENDINGSafety: these are the project's announced public accounts. The project never requests seed phrases, private keys or transfers through direct messages. The token is not launched.
07 / ACTUAL FACTS, NOT HONK SCIENCE
Low battery.
Full transparency.
The goose is real. An official token launch is not. Pump.fun is the chosen launch platform. No token has been deployed or verified on-chain.
PROJECT NAME
Low Battery Goose
PROPOSED TICKER
$LBG
PLANNED NETWORK
Solana
PLANNED LAUNCH
Pump.fun
MINT ADDRESS
Not deployed
TRADING / LIQUIDITY
Not live
Read before you honk: We plan to launch on Pump.fun, but there is no official token to buy yet. Matching names and tickers do not establish authenticity. Never share your seed phrase or send funds to unsolicited accounts. Any future token would be speculative and could lose all value; no returns or utility are promised.
08 / THE ONE REMAINING BRAIN CELL
Still here?
Legend.
No FOMO. No fake promises. Just one exhausted goose and a whole flock getting through the day.
JOIN THE FLOCK